So apparently I don't have a third arm. Apparently this thing is called a "Penis." As far as I can tell, pretty much useless, although I guess it would be an attached toy for me to play with.
Mom and Dad had a bunch of pictures taken of me and all of my bits and pieces. Um hello, I'm not ready for my close up yet. I will let everybody know when I am, but I don't think I will ever be. I am after all, a Leach Male.
More to follow,
Jack-Jack

PS- Will somebody please tell Mom that I want some freakin' ice cream! I keep beating her up in here and she's just not getting the picture!! Pickles and Ice Cream!!!!!!